Noble’s Room is painted in Farrow & Balls’ most popular Stiffkey Blue (incidentally the same colour as the Manor’s front door) and features a leather sleigh king-sized bed with storage drawers, bedside tables, lamps and a south-facing window overlooking west side of Allendale’s Market Place.

With wooden floors and an ensuite bathroom featuring a shower, sink, toilet and heated towel rail, this room can accommodate two guests in comfort and style. There is also a 32inch smart TV with free-sat in this bedroom.

Nobel’s room is named after Ross Markham Noble, who is an English stand-up comedian and actor. Noble rose to mainstream popularity through making appearances on British television, particularly interviews and on panel shows such as Have I Got News for You.

Our favourite quote: Sandi Toksvig: “A male black widow spider and a female black widow spider just finished having sex. What happens next?” Ross Noble: “Tiny cigarette.”